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Hérna er smá snilldar listi yfir 26 hluti sem strákar eiga að
nota á stelpur þegar þeir vilja sína ástúð sína!! bara fyndið! og
ég held að það sé alveg með fullri vissu hægt að staðhæfa að sá
aðili sem að bjó til þennan skemmtilega lista hafi aldrei farið á
deit nokkurn tíman!!!! hahahaha
1. when she asks how she looks shrug and say "could be better"
this will keep her on her toes. and girls love that.
2. never hold her hand. this can be interpreted as a sign of
weakness. (or if she grabs your hand squeeze hers really really
hard until she cries. this will impress her by showing her what a
strong man you are.)
3. once a month sneak up on her from behind and knock her over.
girls are like dogs. they love to be roughed up.
4. call her in the middle of the night to ask if she's sleeping.
if she is say you better be , repeat this 4 or 5 times until
morning. this will show her you care.
5. when she is upset about something, suggest to her that
it might be her fault. this will pave the way for her own personal
improvement. and every girl needs some improvement.
6. recognize the small things . . . they usually mean the most.
then when she's sleeping, steal all her small things and break
them. because jewelry is for pussies and asian ladies.
7. if youre talking to another girl, make sure shes looking.
When she is, stare into her eyes mouth the words fuck you and grab
the other girls ass. Girls love competition.
8. tell her you're taking her out to dinner. drive for miles so
she thinks it's going to be really special. then take her to a
burning tire yard. when she starts to get upset tell her you were
just kidding and now you're really going to take her to dinner.
then drive her home. when she starts crying and asks why you would
do something like that lean over and whisper very quietly into her
ear "...because i can."
9. introduce her to your friends as "some chick". women love
those special nicknames.
10. play with her hair. play with it HARD.
11. warm her up when shes cold...and not by giving her your
jacket... then you might get cold. rather, look her in the eye and
say "if you don't stop bitching about the cold right now you're
going to be bitching about a black eye." the best way to get warm
is with fear.
12. Take her to a party. When you get there shell have to go to
the bathroom (they always do). Leave immediately. Come back right
when the partys dying and yell at her the whole way home for
ditching you at the party.
13. make her laugh. a good way to do this is if she has a small
pet. kick the pet. i always find stuff like that funny. why
shouldn't girls?
14. let her fall asleep in your arms. when she's fast asleep,
wait 10 minutes then JUMP UP AND SCREAM IN HER EAR! repeat until
she goes home and you can use your arms for more important things.
like basketball.
15. Spit often. I hear girls like guys that spit.
16. if you care about her never ever tell her. this will only
give her self confidence. then you can never turn her into the
object she deep down desires to be.
17. Every time youre in her house steal one of the following:
shoes, earrings, or anything else that comes in pairs. Only take
one of the pair. This way shell go crazy.
18. Take her out to dinner. Right when shes about to order
interrupt and say no shes not hungry. make her watch you eat. Girls
love a guy that speaks for her.
19. look her in the eyes and smile. then clock her one. girls
love a spontaneous guy.
20. give her one of your t-shirts......and make sure it has your
smell on it. but not a sexy cologne smell. a bad smell. you know
what i'm talking about.
21. When its raining keep asking her if shes crying. Shell say
no its just the rain ten minutes later turn to her and just scream
at her to stop crying you fuckin baby. Girls like a tough man as
i've already stated.
22. Titty twisters and plenty of them.
23. if youre listening to music, and she asks to hear it, tell
her no. this way she'll think you're mysterious.
24. remember her birthday but don't get her something. Teach her
material objects arent important. The only thing thats important is
that she keeps you happy. And your happiness is the greatest
present she can ever get.
25. when she gives you a present on your birthday, christmas, or
just when ever, take it and tell her you love it. then next time
you know she's coming over on a trash day leave the trash can open
and have the present visibly sticking out of the can. girls
actually don't like this one that much but i think it's funny.
26. If shes mad at you for not calling her when you say you will
promise her that you will call her at a certain time of the day.
This will make sure that she waits by the phone. Tell her when you
call youre going to tell her a special surprise. Now shell be
really excited. Now dont call.
Love, snúlla
p.s. GUMMI ég er búin ad laga núna